A spokeman for Coach Bull Winston announced today that Coach Winston has retained famed trial lawyer Johnnie Cochrane in his suit against The Proboscis. The Proboscis' attorney, Joe Bob Fuddpucker was quoted as saying " Bring him on". Coach Winston has demanded an apology for our story about the Weevil's trip up North and the Proboscis staff has refused since we have the recording of his very own words to the effect that he took the Weevils to a strip joint.
In a possibly related development, Luther Winston was admitted to the hospital with multiple small wounds about his hind quarters. A first aid kit marked WSU Athletic Dept was found in the outer offices of The Proboscis this morning and may be retrieved at the front desk.