Professor of Industrial Arts Elroy Fuddpucker reported that someone has stolen the department's Craftsman 5hp, 33 gallon, 12.9 scfm @ 40 psi, 10 scfm at 90 psi belt drive compressor. An unidentified witness said he saw a truck with a Utah license plate near the Industrial Arts Department on Sunday night, but figured it was just one of them artsy types picking up their so called "art".
Professor Puddpucker is offering a $10 reward for information regarding the thief.
Chief Tommy "T.R." Randolph says "call him at extension 10-4 if you seen anything".