The Proboscis
Friday, October 10, 2003
  DOOFUS Meeting Minutes (10/9/03):
[Dept. Of Old Farts and Undeniable Sequiturs]

After a brief prayer, Prof. Felicity read over the previous meeting minutes and then we dug right into it.
1. We salute Arnold's win in California, and we're still amazed that that liberal swamp could pull off a Republican coup. Everyone raised their RC Cola bottles in a toast to his success and hoped that he could stem the tide of the great eastern migration of Cali's.
2. Our crack research team could not uncover whether or not Plame was her maiden name of something that had been CIA-assigned (should have just been Wilson if she was married to the guy). We will continue to wait for the President's mop-up team to take care of the leak before passing any judgments.
3. It was suggested and duly elected that Columbus Day should be combined with MLK Day and Robert E. Lee Day, since it's only government workers and bankers, and not you're typical working man who seem to get an off day. The new day would be called the Floater Day, where people can honor whoever the heck they want to honor whenever the heck they want. Floating in a pool or the ocean, or having a root beer float would be optional.
4. Again, our crack research team could not come up with any solid leads on this "Pot-O-Gold" phenomenon. Prof. Felicity volunteered her niece Ophelia to go undercover and root out some information on this new organization. DOOFUS will pay for her entrance fee/donation as well as any special infiltration outfits that are needed.
** A seminar available for the whole Weevil community will be announced soon, after we figure out who's giving it and when.

Prayer requests were made for Thad Bointnut, Coach Winston, Gray Davis, our service men and women in the Middle East (as well as around the world), and for Skeeter's daughter who is facing some corrective surgery. After the meeting was adjourned, Jessie handed out some coupons for Fuddruckers. When someone asked about Fuddpluckers, Jessie just said "Hunh?". When shown the announcement from the previous day, Jessie said "That's the Proboscis for you!" 
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