DOOFUS Meeting Announcement:
[Dept. Of Old Farts and Undeniable Sequiturs]
All staff should plan to meet at Skeeters Filling Station (corner of Oak and Sixth) on Thursday, Oct. 9, at 10 am. Be sure to bring a folding chair in case we run out of seats, or just stand if you want, I don't care. Skeeter has also asked that whoever is spitting to not leave it in one spot on the concrete but to use a spread pattern, since someone could slip if you don't. Be prepared to discuss the following agenda:
2. The Plame Blame Game.
3. Recall Columbus Day.
4. Pot-O-Gold, Hoax or Not.
After the meeting the staff is invited to Fuddpluckers for lunch. (And yes, Chancellor Oglesby, staff members will be paying for their own