Recently, we have received a couple of letters from Leroy Fuddpucker, Class of '09 (yeah, right). For you frosh who have not met Leroy, he has been a fixture here since about 1960. You may mistake him for one of the more far-out Professors, but that would be an error and you could be seriously led astray. Leroy knows where everything on Campus is except the classrooms. It is rumored that he has an in on the best prices on beer and Moonpies so be sure to stay away from him.