Professor Yorkie announces new course assignment
Students enrolled in Professor Yorkie's Advanced Placement poetry course are instructed to go to this site
, pick any poem featured, and write an essay, in 500 words or less, explaining how it made you feel. Extra credit for the credible use of words like "coherence," "tension," and "modalities." Points deducted for the use of words like "dynamic," "paradigm," and "sensibility." All essays are due no later than September 30; grades will be posted on the bulletin board in the Sylvia Plath Student Recreational Center within one week.