From the Marketing Staff
Since going online on Friday, the staff of THE PROBOSCIS
are pleased to see that we have had visitors from across this great earth of ours. From our special counting software, we see that we have had 2 visitors each from Australia, South Africa, and Canada, as well as 1 apiece from the Netherlands and New Zealand.
We would like to take this opportunity to apologize to these readers.
Alternately, if you were not offended, we would like to mention the special Weevil State University Distance Learning Institute, whereby all you foreign types may earn degrees in such exciting fields as Advanced Sitting, Embroidery, Mechanical Engineering, Applied Nuclear Power, and Ornamental Lawn Trimming.
Please contact the WSUDLI office at extension 1239 for a full course catalog. (No collect calls, please.)