From the Editor
The Editors of the Proboscis wish to apologize to their readers for the unintentional inclusion of actual information of an informative and/or educational nature. The article on the 9th Circuit, submitted by Professor Yorkie, was unapproved and slipped past our editorial staff. (We understand that Yorkies are sneaky that way.) We recognize that the mission of The Proboscis has nothing whatsoever to do with the 9th Circuit, or with providing actual information of a useful sort, and we apologize to our readers for any inconvenience this may have caused.