DOOFUS Meeting Announcement:
[Dept. Of Old Farts and Undeniable Sequiturs]
All current and potential staff members are urged to attend a meeting at Skeeters Fillin' Station
(corner of Oak and Sixth) at 10 am Friday
. [NOTE: Skeeter says he ain't extendin' credit to nobody, none, so if you want a cold drank you gotta pay for your RC Cola before you open it.] You may want to bring a chair, see'n as how there's only two chairs and a small drum to sit on. Or you can just stand if you like.
After a brief administrative rundown (nah, that don't mean you Chancellor Terry!) the following topics will be discussed and assigned to subcommittees:
1. Chads vs. fill-in-the-dot
2. What other decent TV stations are there besides TVLand and History Channel?
3. Bennifer - what the heck is that?
4. Let the yuan float or not
Lunch will be at the Biscuit Shack, unless someone has a better idea.
Please refer any questions to Dean Spud - 555-1212