The Proboscis
Friday, September 26, 2003
  Dear Editor,

I must protest your vain attempt to make me look stupid. Who needs you anyway? The Fuddpucker Slogan is" We Treat you So Many Ways, You Bound to Like Some", not what you published.


Leroy Fuddpucker
Class of 2003

[The staff and faculty advisors of THE PROBOSCIS make every effort to reprint material used as advertisments in exactly the same manner in which it is presented to us. Material which arrives in an electronic format is reprinted verbatim. In Mr. Fuddpucker's case, as is the case with his father and mother, his brothers, his sisters, his uncles and aunts, and the remainder of the extended Fuddpucker family, we have tried in vain for over thirty years while publishing our paper version to reach an accomodation regarding their rather interesting use of English. We have asked for on numerous occasions camera-ready copy to be proofed and approved by the family, only to have complaints arise after publication.

The staff of THE PROBOSCIS value our readers and our advertisers, but there is only so much we can do to correct problems of this nature. While not wishing to turn down any source of revenue for our paper, nor offend a major donor to the University, we would be happy to recommend other publications which might do a better job of satisfying your rather demanding tastes, Mr. Fuddpucker, et al., such as The Fayette Observer-Herald, the Lubbub Mascot, The Pickens County Age-Excelsior, or The Tombigbee Dime. Ed.]
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