The Proboscis
Friday, September 26, 2003
  Dear Editor,

Auburn has its Toomer's Corner and WSU has it Fuddpucker's Square which makes us at least twiced as good as Auburn or would that be four times as good but then there was that unfortunate incident with the Fuddpucker Construction Company bulldozer which made a street across the center of the square where the statue of my esteemed ancestor General Roy Lee Fuddpucker, CSA, used to stand so maybe we are eight times as good since the Square now has eight corners if you count those at either end of Roy Lee Fuddpucker Memorial Drive.

Just wanted to remind the all WSU students of our heritage and mention that all the Fuddpucker businesses on the Square are having sales this weekend including Fuddpucker's Tattoo, Piercing and Small Engine Repair which is offering 20% off to our WSU family. Come on down and let Clovis show you how it is done.

"We Treat You So Many Way, You Bound to Like Some"

Sincerely,

Leroy Fuddpucker
Class of 2009

[Editor Note: Mr. Fuddpucker, we have chosen to run this letter, but be advised that staff consider it to be more in the vein of paid advertisment. You will be invoiced at the regular rate.] 
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