The Proboscis
Tuesday, September 30, 2003
  A couple of people (okay, one) have asked if Fuddpucker Enterprises and the Fuddrucker's Hamburger chain are related. As far as we know, there is no relationship. There was once a Fuddpucker's Cafe on East Fuddpucker Square, but it closed when the grease made it impossible to open the door. They passed something off as a hamburger, but it was neither high priced nor quality. It was a favorite late night hangout for students because of their hard coffee and four for a dollar "sliders".

There was the incident back in the 70's when some student stole Officer Roy Lee Fuddpucker's police cruiser when he left the key in the ignition while getting a late night cup of coffee at Fuddpucker's Cafe. There was a major man and car hunt before the cruiser was found at five AM parked on West Fuddpucker Square .

Mayor Clovis Fuddpucker was heard to comment that Roy Lee didn't get a full mess of brains and they never caught the thief. Roy Lee's bullet was the only thing missing.

Addendum: Roy Lee the policeman is not the same person as Roy E. Lee Fuddpucker VI who owns Fuddpucker's Orchard and Wrecking Yard. He is the other Roy Lee Fuddpucker. 
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