The Proboscis
Friday, September 26, 2003
  Ben Affleck Buys Truck in Ga.
HINESVILLE, Ga. - For car salesman Greg Stanley, it started as a call like many other calls he gets at work: A man asking for a Dodge Ram pickup truck, with four-wheel drive.

OK, sure. We've got some on the lot. Name please?

"Ben Affleck."

Yeah, right. "And my name is George Bush," Stanley thought to himself Thursday.

He bit his tongue and treated the customer with respect, though. His colleagues had played practical jokes before, but Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, who recently postponed their plans to marry, own a home on nearby Hampton Island and they were in the area.

The man on the other end of the phone said he'd be in later that day to take a look at the vehicle.

Sure enough, Affleck AND Lopez showed up in a black Range Rover, followed by a small army of photographers: "I thought to myself, 'Both of them. Wow,'" Stanley told the Savannah Morning News for Friday's editions. [...]
This Report Sponsored by Bill Ruitermann Chrysler-Jeep-Dodge Kia Honda, who has a great selection of new 2003 and 2004 fully loaded Dodge Ram Trucks, including the exciting new SRT-10.

Bill Ruitermann Chrysler-Jeep-Dodge Kia Honda is conveniently located on the Bypass across from Bill Ruitermann Ford-Lincoln-Mercury Hyundai Suzuki.

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