The Proboscis
Monday, September 22, 2003
  At Thursday's faculty Senate meeting, Coach Bull Winston requested that WSU consider shortening the WSU to just W. He said some of his football players have problems with big words. Doctor Zamboni, head of the English Department, said that it was time to raise the admission standards which got Coach Winston telling about how he was hired to coach the Weevil State football team because he and the great Bear Bryant were hunting buddies and he knows what is best for his players. Before he could get to the part about how he came by his name, someone suggested the issue needed to be studied before any farther discussion.

The Bull's request was tabled for more information. 
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