Mr. Leroy Fuddpucker held a news conference today to announce that Fuddpucker Enterprises is endowing the General Roy E. Lee Fuddpucker Chair of Alabama Tawk. In his statement, he said he had become concerned that "y'all can't hardly understand a thang them Yankees say when they tawk" as best we were able to interpret. Dean Smith
was unavailable for comment.
Mr. Fuddpucker also announced that he is having to move his proposed graduation date to 2010 due to business commitments and a problem in Professor Yorkie's